A Comment About

Desperate (Green) Housewives

February 18, 2008 - 1:45 am - by Laura McKenna
DensityDuck
2008-02-18 12:26:21

“Grandma with the Hummels has a smaller carbon footprint by doing absolutely nothing than the wealthy do-gooder in the Range Rover attending the NRDC fundraiser.”

Oh, but that’s where you’re wrong. That wealthy do-gooder has purchased enough “carbon offsets” that he could commute via space rocket and he’d still produce no “net pollution”. His farts are carbon neutral.