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PETA’s Pet Slaughterhouse

March 29, 2009 - 12:37 am - by Melissa Clouthier
AlanABQ
2009-03-29 13:45:07

You know, as a caring and compassionate guy, I really think we need to start a campaign to euthanize these poor, shockingly stupid PeTArds. It’s just cruel to keep letting them live like this.

Once their spirits are liberated from their oppressive meat-bodies, we could process their remains into puppy chow, cat food & fishing – oops, I mean “sea kittening” – bait, thereby reducing the need to kill other indigent animals to feed our pet companions.

Lets start with Winona Ryder!