My track record when I have seen a psychologist or counselor, is pretty consistent. I do them wonders.
One used me as a research subject and didn’t help me.
Another, (whom I consulted because my fiance was discussing suicide) refused to give me help, rather insisted on seeking to discuss my feelings about her committing suicide.
Several others have used me to deal with their religious issues. (I look like a caricature of a rabbi.)
Another, whom I saw after a traumatic car accident, lied about me to the insurance company so they could deny my claim. (Guess who was paying the bill.)
There were a couple who were merely a waste of time.
The most memorable was the marriage counselor who kept flashing her breasts at me.
I hope that everyone enjoys these stories. Compiling them cost me a couple of thousand dollars plus inconvenience.
There was one who was so nasty while I was under hypnosis that I considered seeking some kind of revenge.
I am surprised how few are attacked by patients. Many deserve it.
