#39 Sule:
I think you are being too optimistic.
More likely this will be the senario.
1) Public and pundits are shocked when Republicans fail to pick up additional House seats in the 2010 election. Rush Limbaugh complains that RNC’s Chairman Steele’s gaf on Hannity and Colmes on election eve about the GOP resembling the Nazi party lost the election.
2) Tel Aviv is wiped out in a nuclear explosion. The bomb is believed to have been detonated in a vessel off shore. There is no retaliation because it can’t be determined who did it, despite both Hamas and Hezbollah claiming responsibility.
3) Obama wins Noble Peace Prize.
4) California, New York, and Michigan public pension systems ask for federal bailout. Bailout bill is passed with the help of John McCain and Olympia Snow.
5) Obama Youth Corps is mobilized to collect trash in major US cities after municipal employees walk off job due to not being paid in 6 months. Obama is Time’s “Person of the Year”. Maureen Dowd writes critical column about Obama.
6) January 2011, it takes 10 US dollars to buy 1 Euro. Most of the world is using the Euro as the international currency.
7) China occupies Tawain after US fails to pay back it’s loans from China in pre-inflated dollars. Obama calls for peace conference.
New leftist government in Panama refuses to let US ships pass through the Panama Canal. Obama calls for world summit.
9) US agriculture caves in due to losing trade war with Mexico. Farmers ask for bail out. Congress votes no. Canada relief organizations step in to provide food to many major US cities. Federal government places tax on trucks entering US from Canada.
10) Obama Youth Corp credited for successful campaign in amending US Constitution. Obama will serve as President for life. MSM is delighted when it is announced that head of the Obama Youth will marry one of Obama’s daughter. Camelot III begins.
