Canterbury Tales of Dhimmitude: Archbishop Ready for Sharia
The phrase “Christian values” is pretty wimpy.
I’m pretty sure that somewhere in the history of Christianity, some theologian or other proved that God did not put us on this earth to bow down to a bunch of Muslims. And if no theologian did, I’m saying it right now. “God did not put me on this earth to bow down to some smelly caliph.” The Gospel according to Venividivici says Muslims can go take a flying leap, preferably into a deep canyon.
I hate Islam so much, if there are secular laws that happen to coincide with Sharia law, I want those laws changed, just to show those Muslims we don’t have anything in common with them.
The next step will be the concession that Muslims may only be tried under shari’a.
Seriously, because if there’s one thing I know about Muslims, it’s that they don’t take anything relating to their religion half-assed. They’ll be agitating for this before the ink is dry on the laws allowing them to use Sharia under certain circumstances.





