I volunteer to help a bunch of retired American intelligence types with IQ’s above 160. After the fall of communism, my American spy friends were smart enough to hire unemployed geniuses from the former Soviet states. These ex-Soviet scientists recently invented an “optical furnace heated with light” process to purify copper to 99.999999999 per cent. (That’s nine “nines” after the decimal point). Ultra-pure copper can multiply conventional battery life several times, making electrical cars capable of running 2-500 hundred miles per charge.
This amazing light furnace process uses light to melt metal without any significant heat, just as Einstein predicted. The same light furnace process can make ultra-powerful indium gallium nitride solar cells to recharge electric cars while they just sit there parked in the sun.
Oh yeah, these InGaN solar cells are super cheap when made in a light furnace, 3 cents per kilowatt vs a dollar per kilowatt for existing solar cells, and three times more powerful. You could make them into roof shingles and put an end to Arab oil imports.
But because we use ex-commie scientists, we cannot get a western investor to save our souls. What a shame. The Chinese have already burglarized our factory trying to steal the optical furnace formula. Maybe we should just sell out to them and save ourselves the hassle.
For a lousy ten million, you can buy a majority of our Liquid Light company and move the commie scientists to America. Then we can qualify for government research grants. If you want to help, contact liquidlightlabs.com in Seattle. I am not holding my breath. I am studying Chinese. After watching the debates, I am starting to think that most Americans are pretty stupid.
