I, Barack Hussein Soetoro Obama, do solemly swear to:
1. Unite this country!
2. Curb pork barrel spending!
3. Govern as a bi-partisan!
4. Have no lobbyists working in my administration!
5. Create the most ethical administration in the history of American government, and then back them one hundred percent when they get caught red handed!
6. Create six million new jobs!
7. Scratch number six. “Save” three and a half million jobs!
8. Ridicule my opponent for his “fundamentally sound” comment, and then, two months into my reign of terror, er, administration, repeat the same comment!
9. Screech “Doom and Gloom” and “Crisis and Catastrophe” every five seconds until I bankrupt the country, and then have a “divine revelation” that things “aren’t that bad”!
10. Buy a dog!
Yea man, right! You are one teleprompting piece of work! Here’s an idea… terminate Geithner! Don’t worry about Dodd, the primaries will deal with him at the end of his term, but your “most ethical administration in history” has some serious ethical issues!
