I think back on my twenties, and how much I hated the fact that I knew everything, but yet nobody understood my great genius. Plus I was making zero money.
It was clear that The Man was responsible. But as all of us remember, you can’t fight The Man.
But along comes AGW, the secret weapon. A pre-packaged bill of goods with all the right preset socialist agendae built in. Sit down in the seat and put The Man out of business. Marvel at the power and control it automatically gives those who before could only kick at the shins of capitalism.
AGW doesn’t just provide you with Earth as your formidable ally, it even does your hating for you. Safely enclosed in the holy veil of Gaia you cannot be pierced by the arrows of doubt, for to do so is an act against the Earth Mother herself.
Swivel the turret and bring your sights on all the capitalist targets you have thirsted after. There’s a weapon for each one. Statist regulation of transportation, manufacturing and utilities? Check. Massive funding for academia? Check. Elimination of heavy industry? Check. Cap and Trade your parent’s business? Check. Recumbent bikes and Rickshaws for the masses? Check.
The power… of the flower!
