Dear Mitt Romney,
Outdated PolitiBots like you who cannot think for themselves and constantly rely on polling-committees for not-so-well-rehearsed script lines are doomed to fail…no matter how many dolla…err…I mean…batteries are stuffed up your backside.
But, go on, buy all the dirty smear ad spots you can, because you are incapable of convincing anyone you mean a thing you say. You even come off sounding guilty of your wealth. So much for all that Massachusetts influence!
Pity that your “inevitable” slogan, which was on the tip of all your advertisers’ tongues, sank like a lead balloon among those tested. I guess they just haven’t been fed the proper amount of propaganda. Silly, how some people believe they should think for themselves.
Be nice, and you still might get an invitation to Gingrich’s innauguration.
