The Politically ‘Purple’ Southwest and the Presidential Election
The key to winning AZ, NV, FL, and VA is my long awaited super duper mass automatic refinancing plan. Those are the swing states with the greatest number of deep underwater “homeowners”. Once my extention of my recess appointment powers has been ratified by the courts, I will put a Housing Advocate in charge of the FHFA. Ben Bernanke is on board with QE3 and QE4 because the Republicans made a strategic error in their promise not to reappoint him, and he wants to stay in power longer than Greenspan. We will enact a plan to refinance every current and paying mortgage in the country at a 2% interest rate for 30 yrs, regardless of LTV ratios. The refi will be automatic if your current mortgage is being paid, even if you are unemployed and the original mortgage was taken out in the name of your cat and signed with a pawprint. Of course the supplicants won’t actually get the money until I am safely reelected, so they have an irresistable incentive to vote for me. The prospect of saving $400-1000/month for the next 30 years will make even the most diehard Republican vote for me, because everyone takes care on #1. Then I will screw them in my second term by taking all that money back in the form of increased taxes and healthcare costs. Ha Ha Ha. In my second term, the final transformation to Socialism will pass the Point of No Return.
