Ask Dr. Vodkapundit: Doesn’t Anyone Want a Job in the Treasury Dept.?
If the job pays enough to put up with living in DC I’ll take it. After all, having once been a small business owner, I have more practical experience where it’s needed than anyone in the Obama administration. And when we default on Treasury Bills my experience with bankruptcy will be golden. Like Dear Leader and The First Whiner, I’m all about service. And noting the quality of the vetting offered, I have assured my many skeletons they will easily pass the Obama standards. However, I do insist on being able to sleep through meetings without being disturbed and I want a plate of those famous White House french fries once a week. By the way, I’ll need a strong rope ladder I can throw out the window for a quick getaway. And I’d like to use an alias so I can preserve what’s left of my reputation while associating with this sordid crew. I don’t want the guys at the Low Life Tavern looking down on me. Yo! Timmy the Tax Cheat! Need a little help?
