Get your banjos folks, its singin time
(Tune goes to the Beverly Hill Billys)
Did you hear the story bout a man named Sheff
Had a pallet that was only slightly cleff
then one day he was messin with some Jews
Got told off and now he paid his dues
Sheff my boy heres a lesson that is dear
The way you sound is mighty q*eer
What you need is to get off this here blog
take some time and spend it with your dog
House that is
Water bowl
scraps of chow
Now I know this won’t change your mind
If you were here I’d kick your behind
So if you really don’t want to lose
For God sake, don’t mess with them Jews
thank you folks, thank you very much.





