I’ve always thought that the best conspiracy theory involved the Middle East. It’s been a constant amazement that the benevolent leaders of the various countries would have established democracy, freedom, liberty, and prosperity beyond all measure except, at the very last minute, one of the zero Jews in their country stepped in and thwarted the government’s plan. The nonexistent Jew with absolutely zero power thwarted the mighty Arab empire. You don’t have to be John Lennon to Imagine.
It’s a tough call if you’re an Arab. Is the poverty, degradation, and outright misery the result of corrupt leaders or is it the SuperJew? A full investigation says it’s the SuperJew. Unfortunately for the Arabs, every Jew is a SuperJew and they’re everywhere and nowhere. When they’re not there they have the most power, except for those times where they’re there. Maybe it’s just me but I’m thinking that blaming the Jews and the United States for all your troubles isn’t the best plan…
