Miss Marie Claude
You try to pass as a French but don’t know French litterature 101. Agreed the question about the poet was very hard but you only needed to translate into French “hope switched sides” and do a google search to know it was an exert from Victor Hugo’s poem about Waterloo and had you been French “Who got to bed early?” “Qui s’est couché de bonne heure?” would have brought you memories of “Longtemps je me suis couché de bonne heure” who is the most famous sentence in French littérature.
Also puritan christian Americans believe, wrongly, that French women’s hygiene is as bad as in 1944 when soap was rationed (1), therefore only in your dreams they would make you indecent proposals.
(1) At least that (poor hygiene) is what GIs told their wives and girlfriends when they went home.
