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‘Fo Shizzle!’ GOP Goes Hip-Hop

February 24, 2009 - 12:49 am - by Jazz Shaw
one of your own
2009-02-24 07:05:01

#1 – Marc Malone . . . writes two things:

1: There’s nothing wrong with the Republican ideals. There IS a problem with the marketing of them.

2: When that Million-Man march happens, make sure to go armed. Obey all the laws along the way. Lock it up in your trunk, etc. Pull them out when you get to… I’m thinking VA.

I think you’re onto something Malvo. Perhaps YOU could volunteer to bring that message to America. YOU are the leader, Malvo. YOU represent the heart and soul of the conservative movement. YOU stand on the brink of greatness. It’s so clear. All YOU have to do is market it.

Here, I’ll help you get started with your first meeting:

Malvo: “OK, here’s our approach . . . first we’re gonna strategize our plan. Then we’re gonna prioritize our strategy. From there, we list all of our values and principles. Then we’ll outline our actions steps, along with key metrics to measure our success. That’s how we’ll reach our core consumer. Whaddya think?”

Brilliant. You do that. We’ll keep running the country.