A Comment About

Katie Couric’s Big Mistake

January 27, 2008 - 1:35 am - by Laura McKenna
Curly Smith
2008-01-27 06:12:07

I think the premise of this article is wrong. Katie Couric is a big screaming liberal who is incapable of thought.

Katie knew, she just knew that there was a glass ceiling in the Evening News, she knew that the vast sisterhood was being underserved by Big Media, and she knew that she could lead the sisters to information salvation. So, she made the move and now has a show indistinguishable from the rest of the dinosaurs.

Now I’m just spitballing here but if I sold the same product as you did with the only difference being my pitchwoman, and I knew that I’d be successful because of the sex of my pitchwoman then you’d, quite rightly, call me a sexist. See! I was right, Katie is a liberal! She’s a full-fledged, card-carrying member of the bigoted community.

But if she wants to save her show all she has to do is real news. All she has to do is set herself apart from the liberal media herd. Because, Katie dear, the rest of the country isn’t full of sexist bigots who’ll watch you simply because you’re a woman… it’s all about the product and your product, like your competitor’s, is crap.