Travis the Killer Chimp
2009-02-19 06:42:36
I take great exception to being compared to Granny McRictusface. You rip off a face and eat a couple of hands, and next thing you know people are treating you like you’ve screwed the entire country over for generations to come. You’d think being shot to death would be sufficient punishment, but no, Sean Delonas has to add this egregious insult to my injury. That chimpophobe is lucky I’m dead.
As for Obama, I’m clearly much cuter than he is. I don’t see how anyone could confuse us.
