#80 Pee Wee Herman, Community Organizer:
“C’mon now. Don’t tell me that “lusting in my heart” wasn’t the most brilliant political turn-on invented to date then.”
Ummm, the thought of a lustful Jimmy Carter?
The answer be….NO! I know he was a bubblehead, and those North Atlantic patrols are LOOOOONG mofos, ( I know scores of bubbleheads, and t’ain’t a one of ‘em that doesn’t exhibit the deleterious signs of repeated deep-sea compressions).
“That phrase got him elected. I mean, who wanted bald, bland, clumsy Ford, when you could have Dr. Lust?”
Yeah…but Carter running along a beach topless would have had his polls “blow negative”…even back in the dope-addled Age of Disco.





