As yet another old virgin, I already know the problem isn’t that women don’t want to have sex, it’s that they don’t want to have sex with someone as ugly as me. Why would they, when there are a million George Clooney clones out there who will bang even the ugliest girl on request, or even the hint of a request? Those of us who didn’t win the genetic cleft-chin lottery are thus left with no dates besides our right hands.
Experience has taught me the reason women tend to freak out over things like pornography is because they project onto men the same “trade-up-until-I-get-the-hottest-guy” attitude they themselves have, and can’t comprehend that even the fattest and ugliest real-life girl is better to most guys than the sexiest porn star that only interacts with you through the TV screen.
