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Ask Dr. Helen: The 47-Year-Old Virgin

January 23, 2008 - 12:45 am - by Helen Smith
Robert
2008-01-24 00:51:13

27 year old virgin here. Couldn’t get laid if I had a wad of $100 dollar bills sticking out of my zipper. Short for a white guy, fat, poor self confidence, same ole same ole. My social life is pretty much an abject failure in most every regard. I have very very very few friends and none of them I would describe as confidants. Basically I find it impossible to connect and relate to people.

Honestly, I’ve given up. I used to think to myself that I’m somehow missing out. But honestly, looking around me, I find little to back that thought up. Sex? I can get myself a cheap whore. At least it’s more honest.