Relax everyone! Iowahawk has turned the tables on the media. One of his best satires, and that’s saying a lot.
http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2008/01/notepads-of-sha.html
BYLINES OF BRUTALITY
As Casualties Mount, Some Question The Emotional Stability of Media Vets
An Iowahawk Special Investigative Report
With STATISTICAL GUIDANCE from the New York Times
A Denver newspaper columnist is arrested for stalking a story subject. In Cincinnati, a television reporter is arrested on charges of child molestation. A North Carolina newspaper reporter is arrested for harassing a local woman. A drunken Chicago Sun-Times columnist and editorial board member is arrested for wife beating. A Baltimore newspaper editor is arrested for threatening neighbors with a shotgun. In Florida, one TV reporter is arrested for DUI, while another is charged with carrying a gun into a high school. A Philadelphia news anchorwoman goes on a violent drunken rampage, assaulting a police officer. In England, a newspaper columnist is arrested for killing her elderly aunt.
read it all (and note the graph – LOLOL). Language caution……………
