Rotwang for President on the national socialist ticket! Song of Russia! Proletarian happiness for all!
We need to stop the pussy-footing “gradualism” of decades of Clinbushes and McBamas with their puny prescription drug and TARP bills. The Fed has the right idea – pushing the true principle of “too big to fail” on toward the $10T mark behind the scenes. And even that’s not enough. Print lots more. After all, money is just a medium of exchange — it doesn’t need to represent anything as barbaric as the production of materialistic “things.” It’s whatever the Fed says it is and forces us to believe.
And we also need to “grow up” and realize that self reliance is a myth; that when markets go down, it’s a just a “correction” of our “irrational exuberance” and a punishment for forgetting that we owe every minute of our lives to those who have less. We need to “think” like our professors taught us. We need Plato’s philosopher kings to tell us what to do, and we need them now. Only totalitarianism can save us!
So let’s “move on” to neo-feudalism. After all, Marx said that capitalism couldn’t survive, and Marx was a visionary genius. Who are we to doubt Obama’s “five-year” plan, let alone the dialectic process?
Of course with Rotwang in the oval office, those college students will stop learning that there are no absolutes. But that’s okay, because they, like us are incapable of reason anyway. Reason and truth are a myth. Prosperity is fiction, Islam is happiness, the will of the people is all, voluntary is compulsory, death is life.
