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Chalk up one more “molested” teenage boy who absolutely loved it and suffered no harm whatsoever.

When I was 15, I went to a party with a very nice looking 20 yr old woman who worked for my dad and needed a date. That night, and most nights for the next couple of years, she screwed me cross-eyed. She introduced me to every variety of sexual pleasure and taught me exactly what I needed to do to make women putty in my hands. She also taught me all about birth control. My life was enriched immeasurably by her gentle guidance.

I really don’t care what Bible thumpers think of it. I am SO glad she chose me to “molest” and would be tickled pink if a nice older woman did the same with my own son.