Bush Derangement Syndrome was a potent virus that spread rapidly. It killed brain cells and unlocked triggers that suppressed inhibition.
People with BDS acted on every impulse by protesting, speaking out, fomenting dissent on campus and in cafes, without worrying about what they looked like on TV. The virus spread more rapidly among the jobless by choice, rappers, those with facial piercing, and for some reason, on the surfaces of food stamps. People who liked to make out with vegetables were particularly affected.
Obama Derangement Syndrome, on the other hand, is a healthful balancing of chemicals in the brain that causes people to see more clearly. Under antagonistic stimulation, people with ODS generally do not erupt in childish behavior, and are able to work well in society.
There’s a medical difference between the two, so please be advised. If you feel you are experiencing symptoms of ODS, please post on my blog, I’d love to hear from you, and we can watch the world go to He)), together, clearly.
