Oscar the Grump
2009-01-25 18:40:48
Once upon a time there was a young boy who full of himself. Walking along one day the boy spotted a lion asleep under a tree. He thought to himself, what fun it would be to wake the lion up. He went up to it and tickled its ear.
The lion open one eye and said,”Don’t bother me.”
Liking the lion’s reaction, the boy tickled the lion’s nose.
The lion opened both eyes and said, “Leave me alone!”
Crying with glee the boy could not resist it one more time. He balled up his fist and hit the lion square in the nose.
The lion didn’t even open his eyes this time. He just swatted the boy leaving him torn and bloody.
Moral of the story: the boy was lucky the lion wasn’t hungry.
