PJ Media

“Pajamas TV is turning Joe the Plumber into a journalist, and the media class doesn’t like it one bit.” – really? I wonder why? Maybe it is because to be a journalist – A REAL ONE THAT IS- you have to go to journalism school, where your taught all sorts of things – one of which is when reporting on any subject it is important to maintain objectivity – you know – not be biased? – so maybe “Joe” should actually go into Gaza and report on the Gaza- Israel conflict, because it isn’t just the Israel conflict – but then that would mean actually maybe coming under fire and “Joe” doesn’t want to come under fire even if he does believe his god will protect him as a christian. “Joe” may learn that being a christian in that part of the world doesn’t mean squat.

Nother important aspect of being a journalist (a good one that is) is to be smart and know your history. See if “Joe” was smart – and he isn’t, he’s proved that many times over- and if he knew his history – which he doesn’t, that is painfully obvious- then “Joe” maybe would have thought twice before saying the following “You know, I liked back in World War I and World War II when you’d go to the theater and you’d see your troops on, you know, the screen and everyone would be real excited and happy for’em.”

(You won’t see that quote here because the higher ups at Pajamas media don’t want to broadcast what an idiot their newest star is) In this quote, “Joe” shows us that in World War I and II the images from the battlefield were magically transported from the battle to the theater in your home town. Cool huh? There were no journalists, the images just magically appeared! Maybe it was “Joe’s” god that moved the images or maybe it was the lucky charms dude before he got his regular gig.

Either way this much is clear:
I am glad my parents did not name me “Joe”

“Joe” is not and will never be a Journalist in the true definition.

“Joe” is the worst type of stupid idiot. He is the unintelligent one, who thinks he is truly intelligent.

Journalists reporting from the front lines made those images possible in theaters for “Joe” to comment on – even though he wasn’t actually there to watch them.

This is the first and last time I will devote more than a twitter-sized sentence to this subject.