Will Hezbollah — Backed By Iran — Open a Second Front Against Israel?
Hey Starkey ole’commie ole’ pal, I wish to extend an invitation to you to join our secret society, the Elder Sons of Zion (we wrote the “Protocols,” if you must know). We control the utility companies, the banks, the airplane check-in counters, the software companies, the media, (not Hollywood, contrary to popular opinion – that is controlled by the People’s Front of Zion), the industrial/military complex, Halliburton, global climate change, and who will win the Super Bowl every “even” year (we picked the Giants last year – next year will be the Colts, so plan accordingly). Our next meeting will be in YOUR town near the old warehouse district downtown – you know the alleyway between that old bank and the government center – there is a green/brown dumpster located most days – we meet this Friday behind it. Hope to see you there. Bring your own Old Testament.
