Tom Holsinger
2007-12-01 17:05:18
In all probability, the votes have already been counted in favor of President-For-Life Chavez.
Updating Woody Allen’s Bananas:
President-For-Life Chavez: “From this day on, the official language of Venezuela will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now… 16 years old!”
