If you guys are looking for alternative fuel sources you could always burn all of the strawmen you keep setting up on this thread. One nonexistent parody of a liberal environmental position could keep a hospital running for three days.
And for the record, invoking function-talk only works if you can capture the function in an equation. But if you could do that, there would be no global warming debate. If you don’t know how the function proceeds, you can’t assume that it’s just a regular old boring wave. So that sort of argument amounts to a “data-bomb”: a pile of true but irrelevant facts intended to support a conclusion that it cannot.





