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Auto Bailout Drives Us Towards Socialism

December 17, 2008 - 12:00 am - by Daniel J. Mitchell
Dr. Lumplevin
2008-12-17 06:39:43

As a dedicated Progressive since I took my first LSD trip in the 60′s, there is simply something ethereally orgasmic about watching the previous kingpins of our capitalist system lining up, quivering and cowering to see the likes of Reps. Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi, sitting imperiously upon their regal dais, like two glorious leather-clad dominatrixes with fearful whips in hand, looking down scornfully upon the once-great captains of American industry and finance, who now grovel with their pitiful, beaten, hang-dog looks, tremulously shaking their awful, pathetic, little, tin cups. Has there ever been something so delectibly ironic? Excuse me. I must wipe away my tears of joy.