Oddball
2007-11-22 20:13:14
Well, I can tell you that I was treated just as politely as could be. As I was being whisked to the terminal, I mentioned to the agents escorting me that my miles program entitles me to usage of a special corporate lounge where we discussed the intricacies of the previous misunderstandings over the appropriate cold beverages, during which discussion I had opportunity to explain that instead of being an Islamic terrorist intent on commission of suicidal mass murder, I was just heading to a Ron Paul convention. That explanation seemed to clear everything up rather tidly and I was on my way to my destination via a taxpayer-fueled Gulfstream V.
