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Seriously, Folks: School Voucher Proponents Need to Get Real

November 9, 2007 - 1:00 am - by Laura McKenna
Mark Stewart
2007-11-09 18:55:55

Public schools are massive wastes of my money. Government education bureaucracy wastes my money on bloated, unneeded layers of administration. Government school teachers are, on average, incompetent to attend high school, much less teach there.

Futhermore, opponents to school choice voucher programs are largely made up of two groups: First, are the incompetent twits that make up the teachers union. Second are the elitist snobs that are so afraid that voucher programs might somehow upset the magical little private school bubble in which their own little snot-nosed twerps are being educated. They are concerned that public money will allow government to more strictly regulate private school curriculum.

To the opponents of universal voucher programs I say, “SHOVE IT.” This country is turning into a weenie-twit nation modeled on the European socialist failure states and it is because the American public is by and large populated by dingbats with all the mental acuity and worldly knowledge of Miss Teen South Carolina. I don’t care about your children. I don’t have any children of my own. I don’t want any. I can’t stand children. But children grow up to be adults and that means they grow to vote. I am sick tired of putting up with consequences of idiots voting. This is a scourge brought upon us by government administration of education.

No more. Bring on the vouchers. Make them universal. Shut down the assembly line of airheaded nitwits. It’s time for a War on Stupidity.