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What’s Al Qaeda Got To Do With The California Fires?

October 29, 2007 - 1:00 am - by Aaron Hanscom
ecj-maxine
2007-10-29 06:57:45

Southern California is a botanical region known as a Chaparral.

The botanical cycle of a Chaparral includes fire – some seeds of the plants that are part of a Chaparral forest will not germinate (begin to grow and make plants) until they reach temperatures exceeding 300 degrees – really.

The arson activity in Southern California may not be a terrorist attack from Al Qaeda, we, at MAXINE, choose to think that maybe it is the work of a “Pyro-Appleseed”!

Let The Chapparral Grow!

(now all we need is is some really heavy, drought killing, mudslide making cloud bursts)

… now THAT is terrorism.