PJ Media

Straight men don’t want to get married anynore, and gays are rioting in the streets for the right to be married. Too bad we can’t arrange a trade: outlaw heterosexual marriages and legalize it for gays. Men won’t need to worry about a relationship getting too serious anymore, women won’t need to worry about never getting a proposal, and gays will keep the wedding planners in business. Everyone’s a winner.