A Comment About

The Sharia Bake Sale

October 11, 2007 - 1:00 am - by David J. Rusin
Mike Perry
2007-10-11 09:03:34

Sounds like an excellent way to get the truth about these Islamists out. But, as you note, it makes things far too easy for women wanting brownies. I suggest that women have to endure some additional hassles to mirror the reality.

1. To even get in line for a brownie, they must have F.C. (for female circumcision) drawn on their forehead with a wide felt-tip pen.

2. They must wear hot, stuffy, head-to-toe sacks while eating their (smaller and more expensive) brownie through a slit where their mouth is.

3. If older than 18, they must become a wife of a Muslim to get a brownie. They don’t choose him, he chooses them.

4. Their “husband” can stand over them as they eat and may, at his discretion, beat them if he doesn’t like how they’re eating their brownie.

5. If they’re found eating a brownie without the approval of their “husband,” they can be symbolically stoned to death. (Styrofoam ‘stones’ could be used, with a stack nearby.)

6. Throughout all these indignities, they must remain silent. Any expression of outrage, and the entire brownie-providing community will rise up and stone them.