Great Reader, KIM Jong IL, on Patriotism (PLATE-RIOTISM) and the Wearing of a Flag (FRAG) Pin
Meanwhile, just Norf of the 38th Parallel, we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL on a mega-flone/crowd-speaker with the bidness-end pointed towards the Souf, across the DMZ, at our US Forces)
KIM- Rett me makie one thing perfwectly queer… I’m Great Reader and mine wearing or not wearing of da Norf Korean Frag on my lapel is up to me, and ownree me! You scandalous G.I. hawks-of-chicken dong! I’m knows all abrout you guys air-wade-ing villages and killing saw-billions! I’m know it true! Obama himself say so! Code Prink say so! The Great VietNam War Hero and
Round-Eyed Plate-riot John Kerry say so! Bird-Turd Kernal and EX Marine Jack Murfa say so! Dick Turban (D-Oprahville) say so! Harry Weed (D-Wost Vegas) say so! Your Momma-san Nanny Pelosi, say so!
EBBERYBODY SAYS SO!!!
There’s floor, you have no rights to questioning of my plate-riotism or serendipity! I’m not kick yur ass…I’M KILL YOU ASS! I’m got wockets! Now as to mine twenty-seven sons/baby-sans…they serve the Glorious DPRK by drinkin an dancing in downtown Pyongyang Disco, plus on payroll beclawz they support my DickTatertorial run for life! They all wear uniflorm of DPRK People’s Army, unrike Mitt Romknees kids!
Mitt Rom-knees boyz ain’t shit next to mine!
Jus see You Tlube for proof!!!
***I’m KIM Jong Il and I’m applove of dis messag-ie!!!***
Ruv Yoo Loong Time!
Great Reader KIM Jong IL
DPRK 90210
