Edmund Jenks says (MAXINE): “First off, congratulations to Barack Obama and the George Soros funded “Hard Left”.”
Thank you.
“Daily Kos will replace the New York Times as the paper of record,”
Yes, and MSNBC and the Daily Show will become the only legal television news sources. Hope you love Rachel Maddow as much as we do, because O’Reilly, Limbaugh and Hannity will mysteriously disappear without a trace.
“…free speech will be under attack through the revival of “Fairness Doctrine”,”
Free speech is only free as long as we like what you’re saying. So just nod and agree and everything will be fine, okay?
“401K retirement programs will become the property of the federal government and reduced to a maximum 3% growth opportunity,”
What’s so genius about this is that if we are holding your retirement money, we get to decide when you retire! You want to retire before the age of 75? Well, not with our Federal money you won’t! Keep chopping those rocks, gramps!
“…more babies will not make it to see the light of day than less (even those who might have seen the light but officially did not),”
I am confident that by the end of our first term, we will have adequately addressed the “baby problem”. By 2012, America will be baby free, and this great nation will be able to look to glorious future free of whiny, hand-out grabbing, welfare addicted infants that do not work or contribute to society.
“tax rates will be increased and less taxes will be actually collected, the national debt will continue to increase along with the size of federal government, less energy will be drilled, mined, transported, fused, and otherwise placed in a way our freedoms are increased and made more viable, our votes on the job, at work, will no longer be secret, less free trade and more economic isolation will become the trends, true respect and stature for the United States will suffer as our support for Israel takes a step backward, and the balance of power in Washington DC will have all power with little balance.”
You forgot the part where we beat old ladies and kick puppies. That was a huge part of our campaign.
“Sadly, the federal government will insert itself in the control over our everyday lives to a greater degree than ever before and everyone’s personal freedom of choice and options will decrease and hence become less of a shining city on the hill most thought of when people throughout the world came to a vision of the United States and its capitalistic based democracy.”
Come on! Everyone know that people don’t actaully want choice, unless it’s a choice between french fries and onion rings. It’s so much easier to just relax, kick back and let the government do what it wants. It worked out so well for us the past eight years of not questioning our leaders, let’s just keep it up!
“Life will change and it will not be for the better. It will become harder to find a place to succeed with one’s dreams for at least one generation.”
Please, try ten generations.
“All hail to The One.”
Hail, mighty One!”
“He ran a very successful campaign – to be able to displace Hillary Clinton and raise more money than any other candidate in history has to be recognized as a truly great effort.”
So is there any remaining doubt or confusion in your minds of what a Community Organizer does? Because I think you all just received a pretty swift lesson.
