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Hold the lithium salts and electroshock therapy.

In order for your fear to be a phobia,
the DSM-IV requires that it be
“typically disproportional to the actual danger posed,
often being recognized as irrational.”

There really are pious zombies and they really do want to eat our brains.

In my professional opinion, you’re good.

Still, no need to live in fear, especially as there are natural remedies.
You might try a new hobby.
Collecting large caliber firearms, for instance.