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Celebrities Swoon for Obama

November 1, 2008 - 12:05 am - by Christian Toto
Saltherring
2008-11-01 06:50:58

THIS JUST IN:

President-Presumptuous Obama has leaked his choices for cabinet positions in his forthcoming administration.

The word is:

Sec. State: Jimmy Carter
Sec of Treas.: George Soros
Sec of Defense: Jane Fonda
Atty. Gen: Johnnie Cochran
Sec. Homeland Security: Michael Moore
HUD: Tony Rezko
Education: Bill Ayers
Veterans Affairs: John Kerry
Health & Human Services: Reverend Jeremiah Wright
Commerce: Oprah
Labor: Bruce Springsteen
Agriculture: Ted Turner
Interior: Barbra Streisand
Energy: Nancy Pelosi
Transportation: Ludacris

Nothing confirmed yet, but the source is valid and confident.