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Drunkblogging Tonight’s GOP Presidential Debate

September 22, 2011 - 5:44 pm - by Stephen Green
Crafty Hunter
2011-09-23 07:17:36

When Rick Perry talks about “having a heart”, he’s speaking to the independent voters who will pretty much decide the outcome of the general election. Perry knows conservatives are so desperate to rid themselves of Obama that they’d vote for the yappy little poodle down the block or that passing pigeon that just dumped a load on the car hood. Conservative voters will hold their noses and vote for Perry, no matter what problems crop up with crony capitalism or semi-compulsory vaccinations of schoolchildren.

It is my considered opinion that Rick Perry has the best chance of winning the general election. He has an undeniable spark and the canniness to not step too deep into the doo-doo. I plan to hold my nose and vote for the Republican ticket again. Almost anyone would be better than that Marxist piece of bullcrap currently squatting in the White House with his phony birth certificate and his smirking superiority.