Perry does the smirk! George Bush used to do the smirk! I hate the smirk and these are the only two Texans I have ever seen who do the smirk. And, lest you worry about it right here, I have known a lot of Texans.
Michele Bachmann has umpteen kids and somehow that qualifies her as an expert on education. Oh, okay.
Gary Johnson has neighbors with crappy, if you will, dogs, which means I have more in common with him than any of the other candidates. I have empathy and I just want to vote for this guy, but Colorado’s primary might even be after the convention and I fear I won’t get the chance.
Herman Cain is better at pizzas than government, but at least he can admit that.
Mitt even has a sucky Ivy League name but I read his book about the Salt Lake City Winter Olympics and he does know how to play these political games. He can win, but I think we have better if we can help them win.
Ron Paul is just too damned old to be President, although he did appear to be in better shape than Perry after two hours.
Santorum is just one of those guys you just want to smack, just to see his “I’m angry” face.
Newt is just too damned old to be President, although he did appear to be in better shape than Perry after two hours.
Huntsman is like the robot that has an answer for everything, but understands only the key words. He nearly slipped and said he worked for Boobily as an ambassador. He wins the “Most Like Boobily” award, I’m sure.
