PJ Media

Here is a list of the firearms I own in my house…I am a redneck…I have 2 years of stored food that my family is going to eat while watching HD pictures of people starving to death in our bomb shelter. Terry Nichols for president–now there’s a conservative I can get behind. Dinosaurs never existed. Sarah Palin’s kid is a manifestation of God’s perfection. Those Palin women get knocked up easy. Actually, Bristol Palin was a virgin when she got pregnant. She and Levi will give birth to baby Trampoline in a manger outside of Wasilla cause there is no room in her room. Tramploine will be crucified by the FCC, like Howard Stern and while ascend to satellite radio.