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Body of Lies: Unabashedly Unpatriotic

October 10, 2008 - 12:15 am - by Kyle Smith
JDubya
2008-10-12 21:19:24

You got me at Dennis DiCaprio’s fake chin beard!

Come on, this punk will never sprout any REAL facial hair. This pundit of the Gorebull pulpit obviously needs a seroius clue. Maybe when he finally drops, we will understand him better, as opposed to his whipsy dried yet crackling voice when he is “acting”.

And Crowe? I am surprised we didn’t hear some saucy insider gossip prequil typical Hollyfood self-centered glamorizing hype about how he “punched” some insignificant layperson for some trivial hyped up thing (like: the attendant did not prepare his oil and vinegar colonic at a brisk 86 degrees Fahrenheit [30 degrees Celcius for all you foolish dim-witted backwoods non-Eurocentric American fools] and therefore, Russy picked up his air-sickness bag and slapped the undocumented worker in the face…”

Call me when they pull Steve McQueen’s or Lee Marvin’s brains out of the cryogenic freezer for cloning. I will feign interest in what was once Hollywood.