crypto-animo-demographologist
2008-09-20 03:49:26
Hey, Patrick, watch what you’re saying about Bigfoot. It calls the veracity of your entire piece into question, especially for the citizens of the great state of Ohio, your home state. They spot them all the time.
Moreover, after all the homines sapientes* leave the area for lack of employment, Governor Strickland, and the rest of the Dems, will have to rely on the Bigfoot vote for re-election. I’ve even heard that ACORN has already begun a Get-Out-the-Bigfoot Vote effort, and has been registering them left and, er, left.
(FYI, homines sapientes is plural for homo sapiens, which I did not know until I googled it. Yeesh, I’ve forgotten so much of my high school Latin. At least I still know what semper ubi sub ubi means.)
