Barack Obama has to be buckling under the pressure.
Yesterday, Barack got a brainstorm. He decided to put out a commercial saying John McCain had such an old mind that
he doesn’t even know how to send an email.
Barack conveniently forgot that the reason McCain doesn’t send emails is because his fingers were crushed so badly during torture that he can’t type to use a keyboard.
Barack, it’s okay. You don’t have to apologize.
I’m sure America likes it when our tortured, disabled war heroes are the butt of your jokes.
A tortured war hero comes home who can’t use a keyboard, and a candidate for President, Barack Obama, thinks it’s a good idea for a commercial. Barack, did you laugh when you saw the rough cut? How about Michelle? Did Miss Prune Face turn into Miss Happy Face?
Well, let me tell you, if it tickled your funny bone, you’ve got one unusual sense of humor. Laughing at a guy who was tortured so completely that every bone in his body was broken.
Barack, permit me to ask you one more question. How funny do you think it would be to lose an election?
On second thought, maybe it wouldn’t be so bad. Hey, if you’re ever out of work, maybe you and Michael Richards can team up and do some stand up together. Find a guy with a bad limp, and you guys would be in business.
I mean, funny as a crutch.
