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Cheerful, Bespectacled Hockey Mom Drives Journalists Nuts

September 8, 2008 - 8:35 am - by Jim Treacher
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2008-09-08 11:30:28

I, for one, vehemently applaud the Fourth estate’s saturating, relentless, penetrating, brilliantly effective (they have forced her into hiding) investigative assault on this so-called “woman.” She is, as so many of our enlightened, progressive, Ivy-League educated blog writers and celebrities, as well as the vast bulk of our thinking Media and academic geniuses have said recently, “The Most Dangerous Woman in America.” She is dangerous because she is pretty and men, as we all know, are testosterone-laden unthinking beasts will vote just cause they like her boobs. Also the dumber ones like Todd too, who seems much more testosterone-laden than Obama. (Testosterone starts wars which is why we need someone more in touch with their femininity.) Women too, will vote indiscriminately for her because she APPEARS to be unassuming and normal and is a working mother who thinks like them. This is a deception. She is dangerous because she harkens vast numbers of bitter, religion-deluded Middle-America nitwits, instead of onward to a vision of a new thinking-man’s America of hope and change, back to some mythological fantasy of so-called self-sufficiency, civic and national pride apple-pie God crap. She is dangerous because whereas Obama is really the hip, cool candidate, she ruthlessly stole that from us and now even makes the crazed, geriatric war criminal look, somehow, unbelievably, like, cool. She is dangerous because, while before, the bourgousie was willing to sit blinkered and cow-like (nothing against cows) on their McDonald’s-laden duffs around their television sets and pathetic casserole dinners, and let we of the better-educated, progressive class inform, instruct, and lead the nation into a synergy of evolutionary advancement and enlightenment, she has somehow awoken these insipid creatures to what appears to be actual enthusiasm and resistence to our plans and ideas for a new world. This simply cannot be allowed.

The owner’s and producers of the Media outlets, the journalists and University presidents and professors, all have their point of view and it is their right and duty to present that point of view in print and on the airwaves and the classrooms. Any protest against this, like this crap piece, is an insult to free speech and our democratic principles.