OK. OK. OK. So what if there are still some doubts out there about some of the allegations being made by the press? there are still many, many more that you have not yet answered:
1. That she has secretly met with Karl Rove and other purported Jews over the past year to plan to provoke Iran to bomb Israel so they can take over the world?
2. That she and her Eskimo husband punish their children by making them eat whale blubber while living in an igloo in their basement?
3. That she appeared in several lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with that, of course) porno films currently in circulation in Kazahkistan?
4. That she is addicted to Krispy Kreme donuts and has installed a secret vomitorium in her Juneau office so she won’t gain weight?
5. That when she was 24 she got rich by buying stock in a sandbag manufacturing company just before the Exxon Valdez oil spill?
6. That her pastor is a neo-Nazi fascist who was friends with Louis Farrakhan and other racist fascists?
7. That all her children are adopted and that she is not really a woman but was born Sam. B. Palin and had a sex-change operation in 1984 so she/he could pursue a political career based on playing gender-politics?
8. That she was scheduled for an appointment with her investment firm at the Twin Towers on Sept. 11th but mysteriously cancelled it at 8:10AM?
9. That in her hometowns in Idaho and Wasilla, local pets mysteriously disappear and are later found dead and drained of blood? Some say she is the Alaskan Chupacabra?
10. That she is part of a vast right-wing conspiracy to rob Hillary of her right to be the first female President of the U.S?
There. Now that should keep you busy.
