“What’s more, Ms. Chastain, a fine soccer player and probably a very nice person, is as flat as an ironing board.”
I like many men happen to like women who are supple and athletic.
Since everywhere you look are images of women with huge honkin’ hooters the “sports bra moment” practically made history for guys like me.
Imagine if the situation were reversed: let’s say most guys liked ‘em small and perky, so everywhere you look there’s the runners and yoga teachers and dancers* and gymnasts getting in all the men’s magazines.
Then one day some heifer on “The Price Is Right” rips off her mumu in bovine celebration when she’s called down to play and guys like you suddenly get an eyeful of her double-E 18-hour support infrastructure.
Booya, or whatever you guys say when that happens.
* Ladies: anorexia = NOT SEXY! Not only is a visible ribcage a real downer, girls who are too skinny give off the psycho vibe. Be fit!
