38. Robin:
I AM NOT A REPUBLICAN you dolt! Put that in your kooliad and drink it, you dumbass!!

Why are you against Kool Aid? It’s a wonderful sugary treat. Cool. Refreshing. Delicious, actually. Why so stridently opposed to this classic American staple. Could it be because the most popular flavor is cherry? and cherry is red? And red is communist?

Oh my god! Kool Aid is a commie plot! Thank go we have re-founders like you to carry on the spirit of Thomas Paine and Benjamin Franklin and that guy who had all the little mulatto babies.

Boycott Kool Aid!