To add insult to injury, there’s also the dreaded carbon footprint. You know — the same footprint which the Bali conference participants want to eliminate ’cause it’s, like, well, destroying the planet.

Hasn’t anyone at the UN heard of teleconferencing?

Where’s Al Gore when you need him? Where’s the guy who broke down in tears at the Bali conference ’cause the US alone is killing Mother Earth?